I love Wellington. I really do. I just don't feel that our catchphrase "Absolutely Positively Wellington" really captures the essence of this fine city. So I sat down and thought about the things that make Wellington what it is, and came up with a few catchphrases of my own.
Wellington: Where shit goes mouldy real fast!
Wellington: Hope you like wind!
Wellington: Our icon is a hobo!
Wellington: For when you don't want to live in Auckland!
Wellington: Because insulation is for wimps!
Wellington: Keep your Skytower, we have a bucket fountain!
Wellington: It's in the middle!
And for those landing in Wellington Airport...
Wellington: Feeling naseous?
My favourite is 'Wellington: it's in the middle!' hahaha
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